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Mendoza Method

The king of Phone sex and the car method
Hey I seen my girl today and use the Mendoza Method
by 4KGOD December 22, 2020
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Jason Mendoza

He’s the funniest of ther group, the innocent one of the group, and obviously the stupidest one in the group. Jason Mendoza is a fictional character from the Netflix Original: “The Good Place” and lemme tell ya, that mf is dumber than my brother-
by thegaemf May 23, 2021
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Mondaze

The hazy or dazed feeing you get on a Monday. Usually when having to go to work after a fun or crazy weekend.
That party on Saturday night was fun, but I'm going to be paying for it at work when I have a Mondaze.
by Chrxstie June 20, 2011
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Messy mendez

When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure

ex. in da pussay
Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job
by clit69 June 14, 2009
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April Mendez

April Mendez Roleplays

April is an intelligent woman but doesn't express that a lot lately. Sometimes she acts dumb, but then at the time where she's actually being smart.. she gets called an idiot (sometimes). The people who say she needs help most likely need help themselves due to the things they do alone or in a group of friends. When April is acting weird people make fun of her but when others are weird they make tons of friends and no one makes fun of them. I think that's unfair to her.
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018
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edwin mendez

A poor bitch living in Mississippi and who is also fat
by Loverkejhj March 22, 2020
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Daniel Mendez

The best of the best, rules above all. The one who reigns above all kings of the universe.

He who is in authority.

Most of all he who is Awesome.
by Self Proclaimed July 13, 2021
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