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Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010
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morning munchies

After a night of getting stoned you wake up and start to eat everything.
We smoked like four bowls of that blue dream then I passed out and when I woke up I had the worst morning munchies
by butterbowl September 16, 2009
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Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)
Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies
by Birdcage June 10, 2008
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menchie the cat

simplynailogicals cat menchie. also famous for Menchie gang.
by Holosexually December 20, 2017
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blind munchies

the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight
smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!
by A wood December 25, 2008
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xanax munchies

Medical term referring to the experience of irrational, insatiable hunger that typically follows recreational administration of the popular anxiety drug Xanax.
Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.
Dude, I got the xanax munchies so bad last night, I ate a whole pizza and woke up with chinese food all over my bed.

When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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Munchies 420 Cafe

Based in Sarasota Florida

The best food you will ever have at 2 in the morning.
Open at 4:20pm and closes at 4:20am.
Famous for their times of operation, their food, and most their wings that to eat them you need to come in to the restaurant (they will not deliver the highest heat level) and must sign a waver.

First Location:
6639 Superior Ave
Sarasota, FL 34231
"Dude, I am really really hungry."
"Me too, but what is open at 2:30 in the morning?"
"I know! Why don't we call Munchies 420 Cafe?!"
"Good idea! Get me some tots and a fried twinky."
"I'm going for the buffalo chicken fingers."
by CJJudge December 9, 2007
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