Minard

A brown spot on your testicles

There was a Minard on my balls when I woke up.

by BIZNISS June 16, 2010

menarding

Over pouring the liqour in one person's drink/shot when sharing a bottle of booze to get them way drunker than you.

Rich totally busted Fred menarding him with the bottle of Seagram's 7 - no wonder Rich was so drunk!

by Drinking Wisconsinably April 9, 2015

Meanard

Shortcut for mean retard, referring to someone who is mean and unlikeable.

You're such a meanard!

by Bingaroo November 25, 2011

the menard menage

menard + his dyke girlfriend + his dyke girlfriend's girlfriend

Goddamn it must suck to be menard, his g/f likes the bush. At least he might be able to get some menard menage-action

by bigpapasmurf April 30, 2003

sloppy mainard

When you dip your braids in diarrhea and shake your head around spraying it onto your partner.

Last night was crazy, I gave this chick a sloppy mainard!

by Skase December 19, 2022

bitches of menards

99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong

God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards

Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong

by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 4, 2020

Menarded

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

by Great White Bear June 29, 2011