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satanic mechanic

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a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.
dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....
by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015
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stupid mechanic

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A moron that works on cars that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
The stupid mechanic said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio.

grounded out, shorted out, must be a short, loose wire, stupid tech
by estebansux September 29, 2011
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sea mechanic

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Sea mechanic is the relationship between Luna and Raven from the tv show "the 100". Luna and Raven never had a romantic scene on the show but there are people who ship them.
"Do you ship sea mechanic?"
"Yes! They are really cute together and I think they would be a great couple!"
by lldb8 July 27, 2017
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Scrap Mechanic

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A 3D physics-based sandbox made and published by Axolot Games. It currently has three game modes: Creative, Survival, and Challenge. Creative mode includes blueprints to save, load, and share your creations. You have unlimited parts but the world is not infinite. Challenge mode is where you can build or play race courses, puzzles, (and even math tests). It is built in with a timer so people can try to speedrun your challenges. Survival mode is the most recent and beautiful mode. You fight robots, build cars to travel between factories, build trucks to move your items between areas, build rockets to fool around, build farms, and build bases around your farms to protect them from robots. Its Minecraft on steroids, and it only costs $20 on Steam.
"I spent 20 hours on Scrap Mechanic this week! Could you help me with building the automatic turrets in survival mode?"
by AnotherPersonWanderingTheWeb November 1, 2020
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Shade Tree Mechanic

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Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".

Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.
How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians
by Biggus Nateus March 24, 2020
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skateboard mechanic

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A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.
Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.
by Chin-nutz February 27, 2017
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shanker mechanic

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I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic
by pumper47 April 14, 2021
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