Taco meat slap

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.

My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.

by Thelilboy April 4, 2019

Meatclap

When You Clap Your Meat Either On Your Hand Or On Someones Face And It Makes A Noise, That Noise Is Meatclap. Not To Be Confused With CS (Cockslap) Which Is The Movement Of The Meat, But the Noise... Thats Meatclap.

Dude You Meatclap Me Again In My Sleep And I'll Give you Pinkeye

Or

Yeeeeahhhh Boi!!! I Meatclapped You At GH3

And Also

You Hear That???
What?
You Got Meatclapped

by Sneaky Remirez April 6, 2008

meatclap

when a guy uses his cock to slap against his hand and make a clapping sound

also used as a reference to beating someone at something

aww man why are you meatclapping in the middle of GCSE History?

or " dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!"

by Kezzlaistheman April 4, 2008

meatslam

A double high-five is given between two individuals, and each person shouts "meatslam!" as the double high-five is given.

Dude did you just see those guys meatslam?

by the bunkle May 10, 2010

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

Meatslop Surprise

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef

Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

by ohz999 November 19, 2023