by Matt and Jason May 18, 2006
by allll riiiight April 28, 2010
by T-bone fluffy October 2, 2012
When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.
by Jiggledoes-R-Us March 11, 2010
When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth
by Gary Hamhorn March 21, 2010
when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!
why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!
by metzli April 28, 2010
Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.
by DrewIsCoolAsFuck July 13, 2008