When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.
"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.
"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.
You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.
"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."
"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.
You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.
"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."
by Pwaaool February 04, 2021
When you know you are meant for something greater then you are right now
And you fight to get at the position you wanna be.
And you fight to get at the position you wanna be.
by Jalonmtf December 06, 2020
by harrisonroyy June 24, 2021
Oh...you called me a fuck...well...when I said hello I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft
by Rubilee May 09, 2024
Oh? You just called me a fuck. Well..I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft
by Rubilee May 09, 2024
The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 28, 2024
the act of accidentally using salt on food, when the intent was to pepper the food, but since the salt n' pepper shakers were not see through, the wrong season was added
after shaking the shaker upside down vigorously and not seeing little black flakes appear on your plate, you notice that you accidentally seasoned your food with a massive amount of salt instead of the pepper.
"Ughh....the mashed potatoes were pepper-meant! Now they are ruined!"
"Ughh....the mashed potatoes were pepper-meant! Now they are ruined!"
by cnicht November 30, 2009