marital transgression

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.

Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.

by problemo_official February 21, 2011

maytal

A Jamaican word which means good things; pure and good.

Toots, of the famous Jamaican reggae band Toots and the Maytals, explains that "Maytal is a Jamaican word which means good things. It's like ital, it means the same thing — pure and good."

by daedalus42 March 2, 2006

Mamita

An endearing term used to show affection for a female. Usually used by a latino and/or directed towards a latina. Most common in family situations, or between best friends who consider each other closer than family.

Can also be used to describe a young female, like the way Bernie Mac calls his youngest neice "baby girl". The mature version would be "mami".

"Mamita vete pa' la cama, te ves cansada."
(Baby girl go to bed, you look tired.)

"Mamita, pon la mesa, por favor."
(Sweetheart, set the table, please.)

"Mamita! Donde estas?"
(Hey you! Where you at?)

"Aye mamita...por que siempre te metes en problemas?"
(Jeez babe...why are you always getting into trouble?)

by Jenny B. October 2, 2005

Maytal Bun

a bun as high as the sky. Specifically worn by Maytal Lax.

OMG look its a maytal bun!

by shreksloveshrekislife April 13, 2019

marital aid

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.

1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Maytag Repairman

Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.

I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.

by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009

Marital Terrorism

A act committed by a person, when for personal gain, they knowingly have an affair with a married person regardless of the emotional, physical, or financial devastation caused to the marriage.

Their 20 year marriage was destroyed by marital terrorism.

Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.

Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.

by Dreamt Organization - December 4, 2013