Possibly the greatest Canadian born baseball player in history. Currently plays for the San Diego Padres. He swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.
Guy 1: Who the fuck just hit a 500ft home run off of Johnathan Broxton
Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs
Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter
Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs
Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter
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Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
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When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.
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Get the Matt Sturniolo mug.Flawless hipster cutie who plays the 11th Doctor on popular sc-fi British TV show Doctor Who. He wears scarves and patterned jumpers, he has perfectly coiffed hair and he does some mad dancing.
Friend 1: I think I'm pregnant...
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.
by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011
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