mangenius

An idea formed in the male brain that females cannot understand but other males find amazing.

Sitting in the garage with an area heater on and the garage door open is mangenius because the area you are in is warmer and you still have the ability to observe the neighborhood for friends.

by jcmayf January 12, 2010

Mangerbating

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

uber mange

Over the top, showy, unnecessarily pretentious, more than necessary

John: Did you hear that Tom has got a new red Ferarri, even though he can't drive yet?

Ralph: How uber mange!

by utensils February 3, 2012

Manger de la marde

Expression used in Québec, that could be translated in English by '' Eat shit ''. The expression is most of the time used to insult a person or an object.

1. Mike: Le directeur veut que tu passes le voir à son bureau. (The principal wants you to go meet him at his office.)
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)

2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)

3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde

by Bannn August 20, 2008

mangenta

Mangenta is a color that refers to a color similar to magenta but it is for men. Hense the MAN in MANgenta. It isn't red, it isn't maroon, and it's definitely not PINK!!!!!!!!!!

P1: Mangenta! It's a hormonally infused color.
P2: Don't you mean color infused hormones?
P1: No dumb ass! It's Mangenta!

by Real Good Speller June 20, 2009

poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

mangerines

noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.

"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."

by Rob squared May 24, 2008