Mattabolism

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)

Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Iphistagash February 23, 2020

matabachas

Mexican slang - "roach clip"

"Usa la matabachas o te quemas."

Use the roach clip or you'll burn yourself.

by matabachas March 26, 2009

matla

A strong independent woman who will fight for what's right and strive for positive change!

I strive to be like matla.

by Mama3bear July 13, 2018

Syro-Malaballin'

The term Syro-Malabar refers to a group of Malayalees, from the Indian state of Kerala, who are a part of the Syro-Malabar Catholic Church. The Syro-Malabar Church is an Easter Catholic Church with approximately 3,828,591 believers and worshippers.

The term Syro-Malaballin’ is a term used by youth in the Syro-Malabar Catholic Church to show how much swagger and pride we Syro-Malaballers have.

“Yo, what are you?”
“I’m Syro-Malaballin'!"
Or
“I’m a Syro-Malaballer!”

“What you doing this weekend?”
“I’m gonna be Syro-Malaballin’ at church on Sunday.”

“Who do you hang with?”
“My fellow Syro-Malaballers.”

“Wanna hang out this weekend?”
“Can’t man, I’m gonna be Syro-Malaballin’ it all weekend with my Syro-Malaballers.”

by Syro-Malaballer May 20, 2011

Rorisang Matabane

A cool young handsome young smart man with a sense of HUMOR

And gets girls easily
He usually gets girls with his charm or his humour
Although at the end of the day he's a bitch
🤪

I am a Rorisang Matabane ,which means praise

by Lilikhaya June 11, 2020

malabad

double bad (mal - in spanish - bad).. Malabadass... awesome and with this title u actumatically become a friend of this person cause his awesome badness

he is freaking malabad

by michael malabad December 27, 2009

Jayvee Malabanan

He is good at playing computer games, especially Valorant. The type of guy who will court every girl and be sad when rejected. He also loves to chat with random strangers through online platforms and enjoys flirting and could flirt to break the ice with someone.

Jayvee Malabanan wants to play valorant after talking with a complete stranger.

by therealjayvee March 7, 2022