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Matisse

beware, matisse's usually have a strange obsession with feet. Usually blonde and 5 foot at a MAX. you will never find a matisse over 5 foot 1. in his free time, he enjoys to sunbathe his toes and draw custard creams. Matisse's often have fucked up collerbones and they know why :::)))
Matisse, your teddy bear is clapped !
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matisse

a word for celebration, anger, embarrassmed, saddens, tiredness, constipation, croganess, and fatigue
Matisse!
by HAILEYBAYLEY April 20, 2023
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Matisse

matisse is the best boyfriend to ever exist. He is so stupid but that makes it cute because he doesn't know how to act around you. If you are his first experience, you'll see how cute he can be even though he can be sooo stupid. i love matisse so much
i love matisse
by lenade May 27, 2023
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matisse

no one could be so full of light and yet be so lost. he is a liar and a cheat he won't remember a thing about you no matter how hard you love him. his gorgeous hair and eyes and mind is painful because his infrequent words are so hurtful my heart is blackened. you were my best friend and i miss you so much
I can't hate matisse no matter how hard I try. I wish him the best
by Camelworshiper December 23, 2023
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matisse cut outs

gods greatest source of pleasure and arousal.
Yay! Yay! I love matisse cut outs! Yay!
by Mr. Kisner May 10, 2005
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15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
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Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.
Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.
by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020
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