Mathsochistic

Deriving pleasure (dpleasure/dx) from the pain that comes from taking higher math classes over lower math classes, e.g. BC Calculus over AB Calculus, particularly when other aspects of school are disturbed in the process.

Michael: Did you hear that Melissa's taking Calculus 3, even though that messes up her schedule?
Namtam: Oh gosh, that's so mathsochistic.

by Charles Chimag August 12, 2010

mathswatch

shitty thing that maths teachers make kids do for homework because they are lazy fucks

the teacher set me mathswatch

by thailaa February 1, 2021

Mathsacre

A Guerrilla tactic that colleges and universities use to prevent you from getting a job that pays more than minimum wage. It manifests itself as an extremely difficult math exam, ridiculous homework questions, or a bullshit class that is somehow required for you to graduate. Mathsacres generally result in widespread depression among students and leave severe GPA casualties.

Dude, that test made me its bitch. It was a total Mathsacre

Yea, whoever wrote that must be smokin' crack

by TehColin September 17, 2010

Matisyahu

A jewish reggae musician/rapper from Whiteplains, New York.

Matisyahu rocked the house in the Jimmy Kimmel show.

by J. Rizal January 18, 2005

Maths Debate

1.When you have a debate in a mathematical subject (e.g. algebra or fractions.)
2.When you make someone look stupid because "maths debate" can be translated into "masturbate"

Person 1:Say Maths debate 5 times really fast.
Person 2:Okay.Maths Debate, Maths Debate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate

by Shamona1222 May 18, 2011

Mathsplaining

When a mathematically capable person explains a math problem to a less mathematically capable person, typically in a manner regarded as condescending or patronising. Like mansplaining, except that it actually exists.

Math HL student: "Uh, you can't get the square root out of a negative number. Unless you're using irrationals"
Math studies student: "Stop mathsplaining to me!"

by FanterPanter December 10, 2017

Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵

Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it

by spoon spoon February 2, 2021