Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

Masterdextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand.

I wish I was masterdextrous!

by ThatsWhatStaciSaid June 18, 2013

masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbeast

A causer of profuse masturbation. Someone who causes people to masturbate.
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece

That girl is a straight up masterbeast!

by 119118117116115 September 26, 2017

mastercest

if you from the past or future were to come to the present time period through time travel and fucked yourself.

omg! did you hear how kennedy did mastercest! never heard of anyone doing that before!

by guccigal12345 November 28, 2018

masterdebating

when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate

I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.

by mcspaceman June 29, 2010

Mastered Ultra Instinct

Next evolution of ultra instinct in super dragon ball series anime, another term for it is autonomous ultra instinct. Mastered ultra instinct gives side effect it surpassed god power can destroy goku body from inside

Goku get evolution to ultra instinct,mastered ultra instinctautonomous ultra insinct

by Ihavenoideas January 25, 2021