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masshole

Massachusetts + Asshole = Masshole
I'm a masshole and I'm proud of it!
Sox and Pats kick ass!
by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004
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Masshole

Guy or Girl from Massachusetts who expresses love by busting your balls. All others bow to them because they're jealous of their ruleitude. They talk fast, walk fast, drive fast, think fast and no one gets their sense of humor because it is dripping with sarcasm. WE are proud of it, because we know that the rest of the country is too plebeian to understand the complexity of awesome that is us.
YoI'maMassholeGetthefuckouttamywayyacunt!Igotmoreawesomeinmylittlefinger.Westartedthiscountry,bitch!
by KateTheGrate August 13, 2010
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masshole

1.) According to an outsider...

The word Masshole is used to describe someone from Massachusetts who is a bad driver, obnoxious, belligerent, ignorant, arrogant, and rude.

2.) To a MASSHOLE...

It's a word we take with the utmost pride. We consider it a compliment.

We're not bad drivers...it's actually more like efficient aggressiveness. Maybe it pisses you off, but hey we get to where we need to be in a timely manner.

Obnoxious & belligerent? Yes. But this is something we also take with pride. Who cares if I'm dancing on my chair at a Sox game singing 'Sweet Caroline' at the top of my lungs while double fisting 2 beers? I sure as fuck don't...and if you do, then it probably means I'm having more fun than you are.

Ignorant & rude? No. We're just not fake. We don't go out of our way to stop and say, "Hi, how are ya?" to every Tom, Dick, and Harry we pass on the street.

Arrogant? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

**For further information, watch my 'MASSHOLE' video, inspired by this website and all your definitions. Enjoy :)
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We took the kids to the Bruins parade for a nice family fun day in Boston and everyone was drunk, shirtless, and climbing on rooftops before noon time. That's the last time I expose my precious angels to a bunch of Massholes.
by DWowww February 15, 2012
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Massih

Massih is an amazing person. Sexy and handsome, very sporty and loves to eat. You are very lucky if you ever meet a Massih he will make you laugh all day. Make sure you treasure him because he deserves the world.
Girl 1: I need to treasure this guy
Girl 2: No you don’t, he’s not Massih
by ilene November 23, 2021
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The Massimo Effect

When Someone is Turned On By A Character from a TV Series,Movie or Book
"Simon From Bridgeton Really Has a Massimo Effect on me😫"

"Rue really be giving the Massimo effect 🤤"
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mashiho

mashiho is a member of the new yg boy group, treasure. he's an all-rounder, a rapper, vocalist, main dancer, he knows how to play basketball, soccer, table tennis, he has also a high sense of fashion, he's a creative babie, he doesn't need to be cute cause his whole existence is already cute! mahal rin po siya ni junkyu CHAR AHAHHAHAHA, ng buong treasure po. mashiho, best boy<3
mashiho is eilla's
by mashi's baby November 9, 2020
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Masshole

Those Massachusetts licensees who drive in upstate New York at excessive speed and tailgate slower drivers. They are prime targets of New York State Troopers on parkways and interstates. This behavior derives from the greater degree of urbanization of greater Boston, with its attendant accelerated pace of life, and the lax enforcement of speed limits by Massachusetts police.
"Pull into the right lane and let that Masshole in the SUV pass you out"
by OtterKitty June 21, 2013
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