Marty 

A common nickname given to people by the name of Martin. Marty's often times tend to manage to cock-block themselves. Most Marty's resemble famous people on the internet, and make failhearts. Marty's have natural 8-pacs, yet their nipple are small like shriveled raisins. Marty's aren't the best drinkers, so if you ever see one at a party, make sure he doesn't drown in his own vommit (A common technique to prevent this would be to forcefully gag him with your fingers). Badass Marty's usually have badass friends too which is badass, badass.

Damn, Marty really needs to clean his hat. It looks like some one crapped on it.

I liked that kids mohawk...too bad he cut it off. I almost though he was a Marty.

Marty by A Badass Friend October 22, 2010

Marty 

To lag or make excuses while refraining/abstaining from consuming an alcoholic beverage.

Boy Dave is sure Martying that jack & coke.

Marty by adillhole February 5, 2009

Marty 

Shortened form of the word martyrdom, used in the Xbox 360 and PC game Call of Duty 4 to express disgust for the use of the "martyrdom perk" in which a downed enemy drops a live grenade upon death, often catching the unwitting killer in the blast. Players often whine about this game mechanic as unfair but are usually quickly met with the counter argument that it is indeed part of the game and that if they cannot handle COD4, they should go play World of Warcraft.

"Ha! You walked right over my marty grenade!"
"Damn marty nade! Get rid of that noob perk!"
"Whine some more, maybe they'll remove it in the next update. Fat chance, if you can't handle the heat, go play WoW nub."

Marty by Alan Didion June 12, 2008

marty 

A morning party.

"Hey Jenny! Are you trying to marty today?!"
"Bill... it's only 7AM"
"I know! That's the point of a marty!"

marty by btt15 September 6, 2016

Marty 

Morning party

come to my Marty bro

Marty by savagegirl8362827 July 18, 2017

Marty 

Marty’s can be very annoying in fact, sometimes making out with girls. He has a great personality. He can be mean sometimes but in a cute way. He is the biggest flirt you can ever see. He likes to go to birthday party’s. Marty can be a devil. If you come across a Marty, RUN!!

Boy: that boy Marty is stupid

Girl:don’t even mention him

Marty by Snoopzilla November 22, 2018

Marty 

A smelly turd. Stinks like a dead gerbal.

OMG don't go in there dude someone just dropped a Marty!

Marty by 24 Spiderman April 22, 2018