A sexy, hot person who everyone needs. When you have a Mark in your life, it is perfect. Without him your heart is broken into a million pieces. Try and wait for a Mark that you know if you like him because if you like him then he might just ask you out. I am waiting for my Mark right now because he is the funniest, kindest and most honest person I know. He is beautiful on the inside and out!
by Becca The Unicorn May 27, 2014
Just about the sexiest geek you'll ever meet. He specialises in electronics because he's smart enough to and he's so damn good at making sure everything's turned on. Women feel uncontrollably attracted to him, probably because of all that latent magnetism he's absorbed from fiddling with electronic things for so long but, on top of his smouldering sexiness, he also believes in total monogamy making his girlfriend just about the luckiest bitch on the planet.
by Pentoon February 03, 2010
A named based on the biblical name Mark the Great. Used as a name for children who have with a large penis. It is also a synonym for "amazing".
We had a son, named Bob. But when he grew up and became the richest man in the world, we decided to change his name to Mark
by holymoly. September 29, 2009
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am Mark. All other Mark's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
by whatup1 September 29, 2009
Joe: haha, this guy is hilarious
Tom: Yeah he's really the life of the party
Tim: HAHAHA, he just gave someone the arabian sandgoggles
Sandy: Must be Mark
Tom: Yeah he's really the life of the party
Tim: HAHAHA, he just gave someone the arabian sandgoggles
Sandy: Must be Mark
by The shit 88 June 24, 2007
by hollall September 29, 2009
Total asshole, complete douche bag, and biggest dickhead you'll ever meet--but if you can make one love you--they can be the absolute sweetest person you ever had or ever will meet. This guy will piss you off beyond your wildest imagination but can turn around and make you feel like the most special girl in the entire world. If you fall in love with a Mark: take care of him, treat him right, and never ever let him go. I absolutely adore my Markii Pooh!
by Magsloveshermarks April 27, 2014