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maritza Gallardo

slut from ohio
that girl over there is like maritza Gallardo
by Brownieboy November 30, 2011
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maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘
oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!
by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022
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dirty maritza

a complete bad bitch who needs no one. but often gets sad cus recieves little attention but uses her body for it even tho she wants affection but she’s scared of being heartbroken again
that’s a dirty maritza ,
by sad clown April 15, 2020
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blaine and maritza

A Blaine and a Maritza have each others back 24'7 no matter wat the are the perfect match they both are kinda short they both are sexya Maritza is a person that loves to get in love with u and want ever part of your body to her self a Blaine is a very protective guy that will stop at nothing till he get wat he want he love and cares for a Maritza they are perfect for each other
Fred: did you see that movie last night of that guy and girl

Gred:yeah it was like a Blaine and Maritza
by Jeffready May 17, 2018
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Dirty Maritza

A cheating ass bitch that needs everyone to dick her down every 5 minutes.
i can’t believe you just pulled a dirty maritza
by ouuuu ahhhh April 28, 2020
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Mariza

Mariza is a beautiful girl she is usually really nice but can get really mean in one second, she doesn’t really care about people she doesn’t like people that are fake she has a good energy and great vibes she would fight for any of her friends. It’s just better not to mess with her she’s really chill but she has anger issues. She is really pretty and got the guys chasing her, she doesn’t fall for any of them. Her hands really work, if she drops you it’s for a good reason, don’t make her sad or unhappy because she would forever dislike you. If she falls in love it’s only one guy. She is gorgeous she’s short and overall she’s just loved.
There’s this beautiful girl named Mariza
by By alizjill December 7, 2019
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marital outsourcing

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
by Jamison313 April 17, 2008
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