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Mario Kart Slut

Any person who passes you or uses an item on you on the Nintendo game, Mario Kart. This term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item.
*Elizabeth hits Nick with a turtle right before Nick crosses the finish line*

Elizabeth: That's what you get for hitting me with that blue turtle!
Nick: You are such a Mario Kart Slut!
by MarioKartBusFun May 7, 2010
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Mario Kart

Verb. To leave a banana, or other obstacle or trap, in another's path to cause them harm or delay. Can be used outside the context of the classic nintendo racing series.
Did you see Jim let go of that tree branch in front of Bob? He totally Mario Karted that guy.
by oopete19 February 13, 2007
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Mario Kart Wii

The 6th mario kart game. If you couldn't tell if is on the Wii. It was realeased in 2008

It introduced the Wii wheel which was basically a plastic wheel that you put on your remote. This idea was a big success with the casual market and became is the most popular mario kart game. It had some new ideas like tricks and bikes. You can also get the very controversial thunder cloud item

Despite this is has some very advanced competitive mechanics for example shortcuts that require skill to perform like the grumble volcano rock hop. This has kept the game alive and many people still play it today

The online mode has shut down but the is a custom server called wimmifi. If you join a game you will see a lot of funky kongs on flame runners and daisies on mach bikes. This is because those are the most overpowered loadouts. Everyone jokes that it should be called funky bike wii

The is many more with the biggest by far being CTGPR by which has the ability to play custom tracks online
Mario kart wii was a fun game
by Pineapple840 February 10, 2021
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Super Mario Kart

A Super Nintendo game made by Nintendo. The best Mario Kart game ever. Better than Mario Kart 64, better than Mario Kart Super Circuit, better than Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and better than Mario Kart DS.
"Let's play Super Mario Kart instead of one of the other overrated Mario Kart games!"
by Soer Boerebroek January 9, 2006
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Mario Kart: Champion of Champions

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".
Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!
by joeythegreat May 23, 2006
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Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.
"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."
by ActionRick May 1, 2010
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Mario Kart

A drunk college student's favorite pastime.
Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.
by fdsgwerfg January 2, 2009
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