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A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not
Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
by MCLX June 12, 2018
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PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
by Mariano. October 4, 2021
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A short most likely asian girl who complains about her height. She is beautiful and can be a force to be reckoned with if messed with. She will bring out her claws if she needs to and will defend her man at all times. If you’re name is kai you’re in luck. But anyways she short and that’s that
by Jung kookie July 3, 2019
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Your are sweet , charming ,
Funny, thoughtful 🥰 generous , a bit moody but alswaus for a reason . One thing about a mariano he love to communicate always he might hold back but always shows his loving comfort side 💓💓 he’s warm , smooth gorgeous smile 😊
Would never left a lady lift a dime nor open a door . MARIANO Is a pleaser makes sure you get your nut first 🤭🤤🤤🤤 after he teases you trust me he will make sure to devour you inch to inch 😊😊🥰 just thinking about a mariano makes me wet💓💓
Mariano is a family type and will never hurt you ❤️🤞🏼
Your are sweet , charming ,
Funny, thoughtful 🥰 generous , a bit moody but alswaus for a reason . One thing about a mariano he love to communicate always he might hold back but always shows his loving comfort side 💓💓 he’s warm , smooth gorgeous smile 😊
Would never left a lady lift a dime nor open a door . MARIANO Is a pleaser makes sure you get your nut first 🤭🤤🤤🤤 after he teases you trust me he will make sure to devour you inch to inch 😊😊🥰 just thinking about a mariano makes me wet💓💓
Mariano is a family type and will never hurt you ❤️🤞🏼
by Babesitah November 23, 2021
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