maple fever

When a non-canadain is attracted to a Canadian 'Eh.

I can stop nailing canading chicks, i think i might have the maple fever.

by 1SIKWS6 December 5, 2015

maple fever

A person who has a sexual preference for Canadians. Similar to yellow, jungle, etc fever.

Mark is dating the new Canadian exchange student even though she is ugly because he has a bad case of maple fever.

by Lofasz November 17, 2015

maple fever

Insatiable urge to fornicate with a canadian

While taking a trip to the sundowner I was stricken with maple fever.

by rosenator November 8, 2015

maple fever

1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.

2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.

3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.

4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.

Example 1:

Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!

Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!

Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?

Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!

Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!

by Apu de Beaumarchais November 8, 2015

maple fever

Having the hots for a Canadian. Coined by South Park episode "Where my country gone?"

"Butters fell in love with Charlotte because he had maple fever."

by Brako November 11, 2015

maple fever

Having strong affection whether sexually or emotionally for a Canadian born citizen.

Father: " Eh, guy. Why do you want to date my daughter Charlotte so bad eh?

Boyfriend: " I'm not your guy, fwend. And because we have fallen in love.

Father: " I'm not your fwend buddy. Seems to me like you have maple fever eh?

by Bar Blenis December 15, 2015

Maple Fever

For someone who is not of Canadian heritage/nationality to have lust/desire and or any other affection/adoration for someone who is Canadian.

"Dave keeps looking to move from New York to Toronto because he has maple fever."
"Sarah only dates Canadian dudes, she has pure maple fever."

by The_Jain November 17, 2015