Manstruation

1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace

1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples

by wilbur smith February 14, 2013

mansturating

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.

Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.

by Greyson January 4, 2008

Menstruating

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.

- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.

by MeMeMei December 15, 2008

monstruating

That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.

Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"

by CoDoc June 17, 2014

menstrualingus

The delicate act of cunnilingus while she is on her period.

After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.

by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016

Ass end of a menstruating skunk

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

by skunker09 December 1, 2009