Cinco da Mayo

this is what mexicans write on their shopping list when they want to buy five jars of 'best foods' brand mayonnaise because it is on sale 5 for 5 dollars with their wal-mart coupons. which most of them believe it is still too much money because its nearly 64 pesos for them.

juan: vamos a ir a Wal-Mart y ir de compras.
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.

diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise

juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.

diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!

by diegojuanito June 9, 2013

mayo makers

A dick because mayo looks like cum, and cum comes out of dick.

I'm gonna suck his mayo makers tonight

by Hoe679 May 15, 2016

Feo Mayo

A SoundCloud rapper

Yo have u heard Feo Mayos new album

by Feo Mayo October 3, 2020

Ring of Mayo

The practise of spreading mayonnaise around the edge of a pate in a restaurant so that when the waiter comes to pick up the plate s/he gets mayo on their hand.

'I will continue to do the 'Ring of Mayo' in Weatherspoons until they change policy'

by Lyle Hardgrove December 19, 2011

Maayan

This Hebrew name means spring of water . A beautiful person inside and out don’t get On her bad side or you will be living hell. She chooses her friends carefully and is one of the most loyal friends you could get. They don’t judge unless your asking for it.

Hey Maayan!
She’s hottttt

by Balloon cap123 March 30, 2020

Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

Mayo Garden

When the guy comes on a girls bush

Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden

by Lacrosse.player September 28, 2020