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my baby girl is dry 

basically when youre trying to tell your friend that your baby wipe is dry when youre cleaning your vans but ur stupid autocorrect changes it to ‘my baby girl is dry’ :)
me: omg my baby girl is dry
her: AHAHAHAH WHAT
me: oh shoot, i meant baby wipes!

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC 

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC, is a comical line said in the sonic 2006 real time fandub by snapcube. that's it idk
GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC

she's MY gamer girl not eggman

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

bye

im so funny right

Put on my big girl thong 

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.
I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.

Girl Of My Dreams 

The one girl in which you'd do anything just to be with her. The girl in which you'd never think of cheating on. The one girl in which you'd do nothing to harm her or let her be harmed, . Someone, in your eyes, looks like an angel who came down from Heaven.
Ted: Whoa, there she is, Emily Maxwell. (glazed look in his eyes).

Jay: What's so special about her?

Ted: What's not special about her? She's the Girl Of My Dreams, the one I would do anything just to be with her. I would never dream of cheating on her. Emily looks like an angel that came down from Heaven.

Jay: That's deep bro.

Suck my toes baby girl 

When you want to get a babe to lick ur toes
Jakob: ughg , suck my toes baby girl

Waldo: I feel u dude

The girl of my dreams 

The girl of my dreams by Your bf<3 October 15, 2021