piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.

Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

piss out my ass

Another way to say diarrhea; you have such bad diarrhea that it is like water, and you can literally force it out, like piss.

Eating all that fried chicken made me piss out my ass.

I've been pissing out my ass for the past 24 hours.

by Paul_M_Mason November 12, 2007

Piss in my hand

The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.

"Its freezing out here Elyssa.. Can you piss in my hand to prevent frostbite?"

by E Dellz July 6, 2009

Piss in my asshole

to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

dude i just Shit on your dick now you piss in my asshole

by DATDAMNMEXICAN October 28, 2010

Piss in my poo poo

The act of urinating in ones feces

or

A more colorful interjection to convey an extreme emotion. Could be replaced with "Fuck me", "Fuck my ass", "Go fuck yourself" "Suck my dick", "Mother fucker", "Mother puss bucket", or "Pomeranian acid cunt"

"Piss in my poo poo! That hurt."

"I won the lottery. Piss in my poo poo!"

"Hey. Fuck head. Piss in my poo poo!"

by CMP102089 October 19, 2008