by Atjatta December 21, 2018
A bowel motion (or bowel action) is what results when a person defecates (see defecation), or passes solid or semi-solid material ('poo') from the anus.
Most people have one bowel motion ('poo') each day, but the usual range in the population varies from three or four bowel motions a day to one a week.
The type of bowel motions produced can be an indication of the health of the person passing them. For example, people who are constipated produce hard turds because their digestive system is sluggish and a great deal of water is absorbed in the large intestine from the 'poo'. On the other hand, people with diahorrea have watery bowel motions. If you notice blood in your bowel motions, you should see a doctor.
See also fecal mass.
Most people have one bowel motion ('poo') each day, but the usual range in the population varies from three or four bowel motions a day to one a week.
The type of bowel motions produced can be an indication of the health of the person passing them. For example, people who are constipated produce hard turds because their digestive system is sluggish and a great deal of water is absorbed in the large intestine from the 'poo'. On the other hand, people with diahorrea have watery bowel motions. If you notice blood in your bowel motions, you should see a doctor.
See also fecal mass.
Lara went to the doctor because she was constipated and hadn't had a bowel motion (or 'poo') for ten days. She normally went to the toilet to 'poo' once a day. The doctor gave her a laxative, and she had a bowel motion the next day.
by Boris2 February 21, 2009
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009
Noun : A bombast of emotion put on high display to elicit sympathy, to garner attention, or to prove how hard life really is for you.
"OMFGz Carson! My boy friend just broke up with me! My life is ruined!!1one!!1ELEVEN"
"Actually, in real life you wouldn't say that, therefore this is just an E-Motion."
"Actually, in real life you wouldn't say that, therefore this is just an E-Motion."
by Brandon Stanger March 16, 2008
by MoturCykill August 17, 2020
by the maker August 11, 2016
Exclamitive of derision.
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.
2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.
3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.
2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.
3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!
Tripping over your own shoelaces, one is derided by his peers with the phrase: Schmo-motion clumsy!
That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!
Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".
That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!
Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".
by rockmankelly September 04, 2006