mom

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.

by jdoggydog July 23, 2003

mom

One who gives birth to you and has to care and nurture your stupid ass until you are 18 or 40.You will never know.
The most used comeback.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing this summer, Jeff?
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...

by Es34 May 07, 2008

mom

1. The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world.

2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).

1. Of course I work, I'm a mom! And I have another job, too!

2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.

by radiofox June 24, 2005

Mom

The Best person ever. She is always caring for others and not being selfish . She never stops being a resource of comfort and emits a glow of love . Anybody would be extremely lucky to have her as a mom .

She is so caring she must be a mom

by TheCandleDealer51 May 13, 2019

Moms

An affectionate term for your mother.

"I was talking on the phone with my moms."

by Mary L August 04, 2005

the mom

Someone who is the first to get napkins to clean up the mess that someone made. This person is usually female, but there are some men out there who are "a mom". They always have the extra snacks, gives great advice, tells people to stop fighting, they get fascinated by the weirdest of things, they are usually super weird and embarrasing too, and they are always proud when you do the right thing. you can be "the mom" at any age . When your a mom you also call everyone sweetie, honey, hun, etc. you will always have a "mom" in any friend group, and you should appreciate them a lot more.

" oh emma is such a mom!''
"thanks MOM"
"MOTHERRRRR!"
" daddyyy! I mean mom... 'EXACTLY im ur mom not ur daddy.'''
"hey mom can you get me a forkkk!!!!"
"the mom" - someone you can count on for anything

by emmabear926 February 09, 2018

Mom

Completly crazy. 100% insane.

Me: "Hey Mom, what's for lunch?"
Mom: "I DON'T KNOW, MAKE SOMETHING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

by aniderrrr June 29, 2010