MLIBTY

An acronym for My Life Is Better Than Yours.

Chad: I'm going to the Lady Gaga concert tonight! MLIBTY!
Doug: Aww Sooo jealous.

by Amazinglifes January 31, 2010

milfberry

A cheating, disgusting,gross, whorish, immature slut who thinks shes cool because she smoke cigars, OD's on ADD pills, and made out with her asian roomate.

Ew, look, it's Milfberry...

by Jonathin Elins May 21, 2011

MLIF

My Life Is Fucked.

I hate this. No one understands. MLIF

by Pikachu Bro August 24, 2009

Milfbait

Milfbait: someone under the consenting age who is attractive and has a child

that girl is only 15 and has a kid, that makes her a milfbait

by AbelTrock December 25, 2010

MLIFM

My Life Is Fucking Magical

I just found 5 bucks in my back pocket... MLIFM.

Wow, my girlfriend just fucking dumped me. MLIFM.

by asdfjkl32 July 9, 2011

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard onto a milf and then eating it off of her.

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man! It was great!"

by Steve , Dan March 28, 2007

MLIB

"My.Life.Is.Batman"

Any Action, or thoughts that pertain to the mannerisms of Batman.

Example: "I beat up a guy dressed as a clown today. My life is Batman."

"My parents both just got murdered in front of me. MLIB"

"I just dropped a gangster into a vat of chemicals. MLIB"

"Seduced a woman who was formerly a lesbian. MLIB."

"Today I dreamed up an expensive plan to kill Superman. MLIB."

by Jyu.Ichi December 12, 2009