MLS

Mixed and/or light skinned. this term refers to members of the black community who are mixed race of any shade with 25% or more non black ancestry, as well as light skinned black identifying people with a caramel skin tone and above.

"I'm a part of the MLS Community"
"MLS Men are so hot!"
"I only date MLS Women"

by Exoticals United October 9, 2021

MLS

My Life Sucks

"MLS so much"

My Life Sucks so much

by Needforspeed May 20, 2014

MLS

Master of Library Science. Librarians are required to have this degree.

I graduated from UCLA with my MLS.

by librarianwife August 22, 2006

mls

Multiple Listing Service
stupid realstate agents
ask what state there calling from . they say MLS

what state are you calling from
MLS

by Supra iBox May 13, 2005

MLS

MLS shortened term of Mediocre Soccer League, is a professional soccer league in America. It consists of 19 teams, and plans to add a 20th in the coming years. In it's 16 years of existence competition, and attendance has improved, but not as much as MLS fans fool themselves to believe. The play is sloppy, disorganized, and the refereeing is terrible. The best players are mediocre, or European players who are past their prime. A large percentage of the leagues stadiums are still half filled if lucky, the fans chants suck, and supporters groups are wack. The Table makes no sense, allowing more than half the league (10 Teams) to make the playoffs, and then letting teams in one Conference play in the others Playoffs. There is no promotion and relegation system, and on top of all that there is a tight salary cap to make sure no teams out do themselves and sign a foreign player in their prime, as well as to make sure small town teams get a chance to win too! The commissioner is an idiot, and neglects cities that would actually support a team. It gets no respect from other leagues (EPL, La Liga, Serie A, Budesliga, Mexican League, Serie A Brasil) except if it's public relations The only two somewhat respectable teams are LA Galaxy, and Seattle Sounders FC. Hopefully they get on track and Improve.

John: Hey bro, I'm sorry I'm early. What do you want to do until the Barca and Chelsea game starts?

Alex: I know! We could watch the MLS game of the week, Chivas USA vs NY Red Bull!

John: eww.. Fuck That! I think I'll go home and watch Fluminese vs Santos, or some EPL re-runs.

Alex: Yeah forget that. MLS is so wack, I think you lose brain cells watching that shit.

by Brasilemeucoracao August 27, 2012

MLSE

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.

Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as MLSE is a disgrace to sports.

If MLSE got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that MLSE cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.

by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 2, 2011

Mls

Major league squeaker

I was playing call of duty and my team was full of Mls

by Scrublitowner September 26, 2015