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MILP

Usually used in the plural form, MILPs. This stands for Moms I'd Like to Punch, on analogy with the widely use MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck). Specifically, MILPs are vacuous or insipid young stay-at-home moms that bore and irritate the more educated or sophisticated moms who are reduced to socializing with them for the children's sake.
I'd rather be at home reading Günter Grass, but there's no school today, so I had to take Finn and Olivia to the park and listen to a bunch of MILPs talk about soap operas and peanut allergies.
by Bodenheimer June 5, 2009
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milcheesin

a man who refuses to shower and has a build up of Parmesan cheese under his nuts.
man that guys milcheesin
by fancysauceyum April 9, 2011
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Milahn

Milahn is a beautiful girl. She doesn’t take no for an answer. She is determined to be amazing. Milahn is a very caring person who helps when help is needed. Milahn is such a good friend and very unique.
Today Milahn helped me become confident.
by :No Name: November 20, 2018
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Mielphobic

To be scared of Miel, Commonly used in rovicki cult on twitter.
I am Mielphobic
by ariola grand December 2, 2020
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Milhouse

1. Bart Simpson's friend in the popular TV program The Simpsons.

2. Nixon's middle name (without the "e").
1. Milhouse van Houten.
2. Richard Milhous Nixon.
by allie + lilian August 25, 2005
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malphite

Malphite, a verb. Used to define when you are ROCK SOLID!
"Dude, do you see that ahri?"
"She makes me malphite."
by hammerstones January 4, 2014
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Milhouse

Not a meme. -4chan
"Milhouse is NOT a meme!"

"Milhouse is NOT a meme is NOT A MEME!"
by Noa January 26, 2005
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