masturbating

To perform an act of masturbation.

The village idiot was masturbating.

by Root April 9, 2006

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008

Masturbating

Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex

Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!

by the only cum man May 12, 2021

masturbating

Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.

John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.

by CanHasHaxx February 5, 2009

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturbating

What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.

Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!

by Squidbob October 12, 2021