March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

March 1st or 8th

March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.

Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number

by ZeroIsNotANumber March 8, 2023

March 1st

National "Get Fucked Karen" day

She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.

by Thatguy169 April 21, 2022

March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything, as long as you’re shorter than them.

On March 1st I asked my significant other for a hug since I am shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022