To authoritatively, and in a masculine manner, make a prediction based on nothing other than belief - guaranteeing that the predicted event never occurs. Often characterized as the result of "mansplaining".
My boyfriend told me we'd definitely be upgraded to business class....but he totally manjinxed it, and we wound up in the back of economy.
by LingualEpiphany October 29, 2023
Get the manjinx mug.Similar to a White Knight or a Simp. These types of men place pussy on a pedestal. No matter how unaccountable a woman may be for her whorish or dysfunctional actions, these men feel that they can do no wrong. They are also overemotional.
by PillCosby3 September 21, 2015
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That's a very huge mangina u got there. That's right I said mangina... not vagina... Joshua Oakley's one is super loose... Just like his ass crack...
by Jstarbadboy March 23, 2017
Get the Mangina mug.The ever-accelerating pandemic that is overly-affectionate, under-masculine, all-round needy and obsessive men.
The turn-tide whereby women have assumed a detached, casual approach to relationships, leaving men susceptible to high levels of discarded estrogen and emotion; the domino effect of such an imbalance results in the widespread infection of almost all men in the modern-day woman's life.
The turn-tide whereby women have assumed a detached, casual approach to relationships, leaving men susceptible to high levels of discarded estrogen and emotion; the domino effect of such an imbalance results in the widespread infection of almost all men in the modern-day woman's life.
Mandy: "Why are all the men in my life acting like little bitches?!"
Sandy: "Your lady-balls are too big. Best watch the notebook and cry about nothing before we have a full-scale manginapocalypse on our hands."
Sandy: "Your lady-balls are too big. Best watch the notebook and cry about nothing before we have a full-scale manginapocalypse on our hands."
by Lou135 November 9, 2012
Get the Manginapocalypse mug.Descriptive term used by passive gay men to describe their butt. Claiming it to be their version of a vagina. Mixing of words - man and vagina - gina = mangina
by Mike Bang September 14, 2018
Get the Mangina mug.MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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Hey man, where were you? It's noon and we had an appointment at 9 o'clock sharp!
Manjana, manjana! This is the carribbean man...
Manjana, manjana! This is the carribbean man...
by skyflyer6 April 27, 2009
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