Magnolia Science Academy

A crackhouse turned in to a school. Created in 2002, this "school" is located in Reseda, California. It is within 50 feet of a bar, 100 feet of the San Fernando Valleys version of skid row, and 200 feet from that crazy hobo that always talks to herself. It's run by a fat, ugly, always pregnant, Ms. "Kelly". Almost all the teachers are from Turkey, meaning they speak almost no english. The lunch area is a fenced of area of the parking lot. The security guard is 70 something years old. It is one crappy place to go to school. But it beats Muhualand by a long shot.

Magnolia Science Academy is where all the dumbest, smart people go.

by guy0110 June 1, 2007

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Magnolia Elementary School

Everyone thinks they’re the shit until they realize they’re still in 5th grade. 6th date each other almost every week and get broken up every week. Each day there is even more drama than the last and everyone is always super dramatic.

Have you heard of Magnolia Elementary School?
Of course I have with all of it’s drama

by Ps2Abbachio November 20, 2019

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Magnolia Wedding

Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.

Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.

by Jorge Dos Santos March 5, 2011

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