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R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people
did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?
by neobomb3r April 25, 2011
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l.m.a.o.

That was so funny!!! I'm l.m.a.o.
by Tina June 17, 2006
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M.A.O.I.S.

M.A.O.I.S. = Middle Age Occupational Impasse Syndrome. From age 30 to 50 one can feel like a failure, and not know or understand what it is one should really be doing.

One could be unemployed and looking for a job, but never finding a good job. Or, one could be employed but in a job where there is no chance of future promotion or success.
Ted has a bad case of M.A.O.I.S. - he's been out of a job for three years and does not know what he wants to do for a living.

Mary has M.A.O.I.S. because she is working in a job that has no chance of promotion or increase in salary.
by Whistle Berries July 15, 2011
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L.M.A.O

L:laffin
M:mah
A:ass
O:off
when sumone says sumthin so funny online and u cant even show dem how. .now u can

halo234: HAHAHAHA. . .LMAO!!!!
by +gOOsE+ September 20, 2003
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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a.o.m

Short term for
Age of mythology
a video game for pc made by 'ensemble studios'
me gonna go play a.o.m now...
by =Virus.Exe= August 17, 2004
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