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S.M.I.T

When your friend says "Hey Paige, let me drag you into store after store filled with middle-aged woman clothes that normal people reluctantly wear when they reach 50.", she is a Suburban Mom In Training, or SMIT for short. The correct way to acknowledge people with this tendency is to say "Hey Smitty".
by Grandpa Adam July 15, 2005
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J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe
Heyy baby”
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B”
by byrongzshelp October 15, 2023
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I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022
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S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3
When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M
by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022
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F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds
Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m
by Shaminah April 18, 2021
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J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022
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I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a means “I’ve been broken so many times I just can’t take it anymore”.
Bro I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a I just can’t..
by Anonymousgayboy August 12, 2020
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