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D.O.T.M.C.

Dick of the Month Club, A woman that likes a variety of sexual partners belongs to this club.
Gina said "Richard takes good care of me. He's definitely a member of my D.O.T.M.C."
by starbaby237 June 23, 2011
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Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".
girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra
by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello
by psuedyon November 22, 2022
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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
by lotto6969 July 9, 2025
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l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022
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B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d
by anonymous April 3, 2021
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E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H
by anonymous June 15, 2021
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