Palm M&M's

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.

Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.

by pringleballs January 13, 2012

Penis m&m’s

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

by Nicholas Oaks May 2, 2018

Boy M&M's

The Ones with nuts

I like the boy M&M's better than the plain.

by Slovak Mechanic October 17, 2008

M&M's

Trail mix for fat kids.

Fat Kid 1: *pants heavily* man, this is one exhausting hike

Kid 2: dude we're walking across the street to your house

Fat Kid 1: *oblivious* it's cool i brought some M&M's to keep me going

by NotSoSlimShady6969 October 3, 2013

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m

Let Me Suck Yo Dick Til You Nut In My Mouth

*texts ya man*" l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m👅💦"

by Babyylindsiee June 28, 2018

m&m's

chocolates covered in a sweet thick candy shell. Also has yummy peanuts in the middle.

I went to the store and bought so m&m's.

by mike July 2, 2003

m&m's

A chocolate candy the melts not only in your mouth, but in your hands too.

I just took a handful of M&M's and now my hands are all sticky. How exciting!

by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006