Lurker

One who commits the act of lurking: Looking at people's comments/blogs/bulletins/friends/ect. but ever talks to said person. These people often have no life and are on myspace as much as possible. Some are quite ugly and have absolutely no social life.

She was lurking my comments like all night. What a lurker!

by lurky mac lurky lurk December 15, 2008

Lurker

A nonchalant depressed fellow with no life.

Oh my, have you seen abigail ? What a lurker !

by SiteofSound May 25, 2018

Lurker

A person who will look at someone's cam on stickam but won't come in their live chat room.

OMGAH I have 234322 lurkers and two people in my room.

I must be too br3wt4l!

by MegaanDuh September 30, 2008

Lurker

Some one that you will see in expensive shops all the time, yet they never seem to buy stuff.

When ever im in supre i see that fat lurker and she creeps me out.

by um dunno i forget it September 16, 2007

Lurker

A lurker is one who peers (eyes wide) at a girl while going down on her.

I was just lying there, and it wasn't bad, but when I opened my eyes for a second we made eye contact. WHAT A LURKER!

He was such a lurker. He peered up at me with alligator eyes!

by Ben Lurked July 20, 2010

Lurker

One who views the public in dark or secluded places. Used by insecure people who don't like to be looked at.

that man in the ally is probably a lurker becasue i see him there staring at me everytimeI come to this part of town.

by Shea-shay March 7, 2010

Lurker

One who lurks, the act of sneaking around suspiciously in public areas in a white GMC Jimmy.

Travis was so lurkin' on all them freshmen girls last night, he is quite the lurker.

by Noam Chompsky January 11, 2009