"I can't wait to do my boyfriend when I make parole, but in the meantime I'm getting by by being a total LURD."
by CS111 August 4, 2007
Get the lurd mug.A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.
Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.
by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011
Get the Nuevo Laredo mug.When your roommate stumbles in the room at 4 in the morning while your asleep and you wake up to find him sitting on his bed naked urinating on the floor or shitting in a garbage can.
Holy shit! I was in such a deep sleep when i got luedered this morning, it was awful. I am scarred for life.
by GeorgeTHABIGONE January 17, 2011
Get the luedered mug.A black Guyanese goddess. She teaches algebra but isn't good at it. Has a husband named Joey-Paul. He did not find out what his name was until he was in his 20's. She makes music but can't sing. She is bald. There are 3 different weaves that she wears: a red and black weave (that looks like it has been through a paper shredder), a dark brown with light brown highlights that looks like fire, and she has a black curly weave. She tells students they don't love their parents and puts satanic spells on them if they leave class early. She can't say soda correctly and pronounces it as "soder." Her son has her name tattooed across his arm. Lureen believes that she will be a colorful god in her next life. There are rumors going around school that she sniffs cough syrup to get high, takes advantage of her students, hides bodies in her blue cabinet, her middle name is Carl, and she watches horse porn when her students are taking tests. she has a fetish for The Beatles that puts her in a state of retardness. Has had a gender change surgery that no one knows about. She accepts blowjobs in return for good grades. She has triangular shaped windows. Has no time for baby mama drama. She hates children. If you upset her she will tell the Gods. She has watermelon breasts and stumps in all the right places. Lureen is quite the character.
"Don't stop Lureening bitch"
by koalabears42069 June 27, 2016
Get the Lureen mug.Popular with most people she meets, beautiful eyes, can sometimes be trusted although it depends on what or who for, acts different around different people , loves to know something others don’t know, and is very secretive about her personal life , but all in all a loyal friend.
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Get the lucedale mug.When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
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