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lukewarm fan

Someone who claims to be a huge fan of of a musician or band, but really only know one or two songs by them. It's extremely annoying.
Simple bitch: Omg I LOVE Ed Sheeran so much!
Actual fan: Oh really, what songs of his do you like?
Simple bitch: Lego house!
Actual fan: Me too, any others?
Simple bitch: Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Actual fan: My bad, didn't realize you were a lukewarm fan.
Simple bitch: Wha?
Actual fan: Bye bitch.
by BunnyBoneCrusher January 25, 2014
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lukewarm

means mid, room temp, not exceptionally great, malia

synonyms: malia
antonyms: vex, esmeryn
"That's so lukewarm.."
"fr that's some malia type shii"
by mypseudonymong May 9, 2023
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Lukewarm Leeroy

This is a sexual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. Below is the full description of how to perform a Lukewarm Leeroy.

1. Prior to intercourse, one sex partner must defecate onto a plate without the other sex partner's knowledge. Keeping the plate of feces secret is key.

2. Once the defecating sex partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other sex partner until just the right moment.

3. With the plate of dung hidden, the sexual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.

4. At the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.

5. With the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing sex partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting sex partner and violently
throw the plate of crap at the person's chest.

Note: It is common to scream "Leeroy Jenkins!!!!" before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked sex partner. This phenomenon along with the close relation to the sexual move the "Hot Carl" is where the name Lukewarm Leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer "hot" since it was sitting on a plate, hence the term "lukewarm").
I gave my ex-girlfriend a Lukewarm Leeroy and now she is in a mental institution. She still hasn't recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of crap while screaming "Leeroy Jenkins" and then throwing it at her chest with all my might right after we had sex.
by Reynold Tucan May 9, 2008
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lukewarm lasagna

To have sex with a woman while she is having her period.
"C'mon, let's have sex."
"But I'm having my period!"
"I don't mind a lukewarm lasagna!"
by fjdiaosdjfkma October 24, 2006
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lukewarm

A type of Christian, and about half of all the Christians in America. Lukewarm Christians are usually young people who regularly attend church on Sundays and sometimes "try to act holy" but act like non-Christians every other day of the week.

Characteristics of a fake Christian: They often attend Sunday Church as a way of making themselves feel less guilty for getting wasted Saturday night. They confess their sins but make no effort to correct their mistakes. They read the Bible perhaps once a week, or maybe even never. Deep down inside, they probably question God's existence, but keep it secret while continuing to claim Christianity as their faith. They only want to pray to God when they're unbelievably desperate or in need of cash. They think it's perfectly acceptable to associate themselves with non-Christians. They even acuse regular Christians, their own people, of being bigots and radicals. In other words, they are hypocrites. Big fat liars. Watever.
Christian: Chuch was pretty good today. I feel like I really learned something that could better my life. What do you think?

Lukewarm: OMFG Did you see that one chick in the choir? She was a hella thick broad! Ohhhh....uhhh...the sermon was good too. I guess.

Christian: You shoulda been paying attention to the pastor. But anyways, what do you wanna do now?

Lukewarm: Let's get drunk

Christian: But its against the Bible to abuse your body like that...

Lukewarm: C'mon man, the pastor aint lookin! I'm pretty sure God won't mind.
by JT the man March 17, 2008
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lukewarm mood

A lukewarm mood is like your agitated it's not red hot so your not extremely mad but you're slightly annoyed.
Darth Vader telling me he was my father set me into a lukewarm mood for eternity.
by itspancakes510 March 10, 2018
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lukewarm enemy

A person who is probably one of your closest friends but neither of you acknowledges that fact. They're somewhere between mortal enemy and best friend, hence the term "lukewarm".
Person One: Oh, is that your best friend? You hang out with them a lot.

Person Two: No, that's just my lukewarm enemy. It's a love-hate thing.
by scramble21 June 22, 2020
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