Spreading the lotion

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

by QTip57 March 7, 2020

Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006

Lottie

A Lottie is very special. If you wver meet one then hold her very dear to you. She is either very tall or quite short. She has an amazing personality, and the most beautiful eyes. She can be very helpful when dealing with something at home, at school, or just in general. Sometimes she can act like a chav (in a good way), and other times she can be a very formal lady. You would never want to lose a Lottie, she is very important, and again, special. So many people envy a Lottie, she is smart, talented and sporty. She is a naturally pretty girl with beautiful green or blue eyes, blonde/brown hair (could be a dirty blonde shade), and smooth skin. She will hardly admit she is pretty, even though she is truly stunning in her core. She has the best personality, yet again, you would not want to lose her. Lotties can get very angry at times, and it’s very hard for them to hide that. Always try to stay on the good side of a Lottie. She will stick up for you if she is friends with you through anything. If you lie to a Lottie she will probably never forgive you. If you are fake to a Lottie she will probably never trust you again or ever. If you avoid the truth she will get very mad. She always has a best friend by her side. She likes to have ibfs but doesn’t usually request for them. You are very lucky to have a Lottie in your life.

guy 1: wow who was that you were talking to?
guy 2: that’s my girlfriend Lottie.
guy 1: i knew she was a Lottie, she is stunning!
guy 2: i know, but she doesn’t like to admit it.
girl 1: tell her that then! she doesn’t appreciate herself enough.

by name_here_ok November 4, 2018

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

Lostism

The religion based off our lord and savior lost_at_sea45. It is meant to combat all other religions. We believe Lost is the one and only god. Sacrifices are a important part of the religion.

Cube: Praise Lost!
Noob: What does that mean?
Cube: It’s how we praise our lord and savior lost_at_sea45
Noob: What is the religion called?
Cube: It’s called Lostism, you should join and dedicate your life to him

by TheUnknownDogger October 6, 2020

Traffic Looting

The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.

"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."

by cesareo gracias February 19, 2013

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012