Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

by RayIsNotHERO.!! June 28, 2023

by winnnnnnnnner99 December 6, 2016

by It’s pennywise November 6, 2023

Some mediocre film that,although loved by liberals, is hated by conservatives but isn't hated by libertarians like me but it leaves a LOT to be desired
by Libertypedia June 3, 2023

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023

Stacy: *spots a hot guy* “oh my god, Sidney! Lorax!!”
Janie: “yassss gurl, TOTAL LORAX!”
Annie: “Lorax, for sure!”
Janie: “yassss gurl, TOTAL LORAX!”
Annie: “Lorax, for sure!”
by Gay_Andy June 17, 2020
