War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

by Jack York August 27, 2013

Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

loserism

The style of being a loser, to be a loser, to act like a loser does.

*Callan makes a retarded noise/impersonates Ali G badly
Brydie: What a quality example of a loserism.
Tom: Pie.

by Tom/Brydie May 19, 2005

Lobsters

When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.

Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely

by xeSPox October 25, 2009

Lobstering

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧

Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

lobsters

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

by Jayo August 15, 2004

Lobstering

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.

Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.

by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020