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Lobascio

When someone or something pops up out of no where.
Joe, Lobascio, I didn't see you standing here 2 seconds ago!
by Drew Mc April 1, 2003
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Originated from contemporary spoken Hebrew, it defines a situation where an agitated person, most probably with a splitting head-ache, hang-over or before his first morning cofee, is asking another to calm down, don't use verbose sentences, speak slower or not to overload his aching head with issues that requires listening, thinking or focusing.

This phrase, originating from a leading Israeli comedy show, is well curved in contemporary spoken language and it means (in a free translation): - "slow down your shutter, your "homing in" on me in an overloading manner".

Gesture-aware people most often accompany this phrase with an overdramatic facial expression of a person abrupting his 1-hour sleep after having an awful hang-over, by some woody-allen style geek who lightens up the room and asking him if he read about the new star names EL-12141 reently discovered in our solar system.
You have just broken up with your girlfriend, and you have a splitting headache after a long night of non-fruitful pick-up bar road-show, and you have just been awaken your MBA roomate who opens your room windows wide, turns on the music loudly, and tells you in a patronizing voice "look at you, I am going to take care of you. Do you want me to prepare you an organic Soya drink? and then, we can practice some Yoga, and then..."

You then bluntly, with a suffering voice, eyes half-shut,your right hand blocking the rude sunlight coming from the windows, looking at him and, right before falling asleep again, saying "Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li-tov".
by Moti Krispil August 26, 2005
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Lobamaotomy

People who have had their frontal lobes removed but still support Obama. I think that we have been invaded by an alien race that has targeted mostly Democrats to take over their bodies and replace them with automatons.

Symptoms:
The undying support for a man and an administration even in the face of clear evidence that his policies will ruin all of our lives.

The constant repeating of simple mantras that make no sense, but make one feel good, hope and change, hope and change. “We are the ones”, we are the ones. The surrender of the self to believe in such truths as “Doing anything is better than doing nothing”. ? We have to do it now. We don’t need to read the bill or the fine print just trust us.

Cure:

Shock therapy: If not administered quickly there will be a rapid reduction of cash in ones wallet, loss of freedom and liberty.
I think that most democrats have had a Lobamaotomy.
by Larry Levine October 20, 2009
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lobasso

Anyone with this last name is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY short.
OMG! That Lobasso kid is SO SHORT
by Aprle October 17, 2020
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lobage

A word describing the prominent frontal lobes of certain computer geniuses. The lobes are so developed that a large crease can be seen between them. The word is derived from two words, lobe and cleavage.
"That network administrator certainly has some serious lobage going on!"
by kobart November 6, 2011
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loballomy

OUCH!! That guy just got a free loballomy!
by homerz September 9, 2022
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Lobal sex

to have sex with someones gaged ear lobe. the only possible way of have ear sex.
- that girl is so slutty she prolly even takes it in the ear.
- in the ear?!? is that even possible?
- yeah in the ear lobes, its called lobal sex.
by dave. The Man March 9, 2008
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