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witchita lineman

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.
She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.
by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017
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Offensive Lineman

Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.
Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman
by I am a lineman August 26, 2019
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Linesmen

Workers in the electrical distribution or transmission industry who string and join powerlines, both overhead and underground. In some organisations, they can train to become "Live Linesmen", who are qualified to work on live voltages above 1000V AC RMS.
Extra linesmen had to be called in from other depots after the storm, with all the conductors down all over the region.
by CaptainSpaghetti August 15, 2008
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linament

A. an oily lotion/cure all used in the 1880's to fix everything.
B. a word you can add on to anything to make your phrase longer, and make the list sound way more awesome.
A. hear ye! the linament in this vial can fix any of what ails ye! rub it on your bald spot, and you'll grow hair!
B1. I just got this wicked car with a cd player with mp3 jack, power windows, leather interior and linament.
B2. you love my bald spot don't you baby? you wanna rub it all up with oils and linaments?
by H666 February 20, 2008
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Wichita Lineman

The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.
Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.
by Tom Davison April 7, 2003
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lineman porn

when six guys are together violently jerking each other off in a line but the sixth guy is behind the third man fucking him in the ass
the boys and were filmen some lineman porn
by fagtard69 August 31, 2017
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The Lineman’s Touch

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.
Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.
by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023
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