That horrible feeling when you need to take a massive piss yet only a couple drops come out but you know for a fact that you need to piss like a race horse.
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The opposite of Alotta Wayne
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A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
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A talentless black male.
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The opposite of Alotta Wayne
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A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
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A talentless black male.
Dude 1: Yo man I really need to piss.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
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Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
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Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
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Lil Wayne has no talent.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
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Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
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Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
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Lil Wayne has no talent.
by ThatOneCracker December 31, 2012
Annoying, boring, mainstream rapper. (See lame) From his lame-ass lyrics to his horribly annoying voice, Lil Wayne still manages to sell tons and feature on everyone's songs. This is only because a lot of teens and tweens don't know shit about hip hop and think his music is hardcore so they buy it. Either way, just because he sells a lot does NOT make him a good rapper. There are worse rappers out there, but the fact that Wayne and his fans seriously think he's the "best rapper alive" makes him deserving of any hate, if that hopefully exists.
Teen douchebag: Yo nigga Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!
Me: That's funny because last time I checked, Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, and Eminem were still alive.
Teen douchebag: Fuck u nigga yous a bitch-ass nigga! Lil Weezy speaks da troof!
Me: Sure he does. Here's a lyrical comparison:
T-Pain and Lil Wayne - Bang Bang Pow Pow
I go so hard they call me go so hard
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I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and ‘em
The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in
I think all these niggas sound like me, That’s a compliment
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus
Immortal Technique - Point of No Return
I know too much, the government is trying to murder me
No coming back like cutting your wrist open vertically
How could a serpent be purposely put in charge of the country
Genetic engineered sickness spread amongst me
My people are so hungry that they attack without reason
Like a fuckin' dog ripping off the hand that feeds him
Immortal Technique is treason to the patriot act
So come and get me motherfucker cause I'm not coming back
Me: That's funny because last time I checked, Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, and Eminem were still alive.
Teen douchebag: Fuck u nigga yous a bitch-ass nigga! Lil Weezy speaks da troof!
Me: Sure he does. Here's a lyrical comparison:
T-Pain and Lil Wayne - Bang Bang Pow Pow
I go so hard they call me go so hard
...
I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and ‘em
The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in
I think all these niggas sound like me, That’s a compliment
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus
Immortal Technique - Point of No Return
I know too much, the government is trying to murder me
No coming back like cutting your wrist open vertically
How could a serpent be purposely put in charge of the country
Genetic engineered sickness spread amongst me
My people are so hungry that they attack without reason
Like a fuckin' dog ripping off the hand that feeds him
Immortal Technique is treason to the patriot act
So come and get me motherfucker cause I'm not coming back
by thehickerap January 26, 2012
by Skunt tttt September 26, 2018
Garbage, utter and complete trash. Just beacuse he actually RHYMES what he says, unlike 80% of all the rappers out there, everyone is on his nuts. He isn't good people, you've just never heard anything better.
If ya wanna hear some real freestyle skills, go listen to some biggie or big L. lil wayne is GARBAGE!
by Rap Historian July 11, 2008
Fake blood rapper call it hate but i don't think he's blood. Hes worn every fuckin bandanna there is and after katrina he's suddenly a blood. People say he's a b cause he makes songs called im blooded and rents red cars for his music videos. If I were to make a song about blue and rent 12 blue cadillacs i guess it would make me a crip or sureno right?
He kissed birdman he's gay birdman is not even his fuckin stepdad its like his dad,but birdman did not adopt wayne so hes gay.
His music is all right but sometimes its stupid and fuckin gay.
He kissed birdman he's gay birdman is not even his fuckin stepdad its like his dad,but birdman did not adopt wayne so hes gay.
His music is all right but sometimes its stupid and fuckin gay.
Lil Wayne is such a blood he's got 3 red cars.
SO does my fuckin grandpa does that make him a blood,fuck this fag wannabe blood niggas from LOuisanna don't even respect you. Ask the new orleans people in my city bout wayne.
SO does my fuckin grandpa does that make him a blood,fuck this fag wannabe blood niggas from LOuisanna don't even respect you. Ask the new orleans people in my city bout wayne.
by AGUMON March 18, 2008
a pathetic pop rapper whos music appeals to teenages and people who know nothing about real hip-hop.
he falls into the sterotype of the typical rapper since he has no creativity, talks about drugs and 'gats' and loves to objectify women and talk about his artificial wealth.
Method man, Ice Cube, Rakim, Nas, Hieroglyphics, Del tha funkee homosapien and KRS One are all examples of people who are alive and are way better than weezy since their music has a message.
he falls into the sterotype of the typical rapper since he has no creativity, talks about drugs and 'gats' and loves to objectify women and talk about his artificial wealth.
Method man, Ice Cube, Rakim, Nas, Hieroglyphics, Del tha funkee homosapien and KRS One are all examples of people who are alive and are way better than weezy since their music has a message.
lil wayne= "WEEEZY DA BABY KEYS TO DA 'CEDES"
"MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM HOZ"
Del tha funkee homsapien= "its your world, your future, you control it whatever you do early on is how you mold it. i record it, sold it, told it to you, MR.Del wouldnt tell you nothing that aint true"
i wonder whose music has a meaning
"MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM HOZ"
Del tha funkee homsapien= "its your world, your future, you control it whatever you do early on is how you mold it. i record it, sold it, told it to you, MR.Del wouldnt tell you nothing that aint true"
i wonder whose music has a meaning
by tha truth teller March 28, 2007
Quite possibly the worst rapper in the world, indeed a disgrace to RAP in general. He gets most of his song from ghost writers, such as Gillie Da Kid. A lot of his stuff is just rented, for example he actually borrowed Gillie Da Kid's bling for a video to diss on Gillie. Lil Wayne is a fake gangster, he took a cop to a party with him in Philly, and he cancelled his gig in Philly after Gillie Was dissing on him because he was afraid. His songs have the mental equivalent of a 6 year old's rhymes, which is convenient because of all the 14-16 year old potheads have minds of 6 year olds, and they are the ones who are obsessed with lil wayne, and that is the only reason he has good ratings, not to mention he is the worst freestyler ever. But hey you cant blame him he doesnt even write his songs and his raps are worse than the kids from malibu's most wanted. PLZZZ.
by eotown3d September 10, 2008