Statue of Limitations 

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

Statue of Limitations by QuacksO July 12, 2018

ligitassfuckinglyness 

Ligitassfuckinglyness means people who are ugly and can’t get anybody and is lonely so they have to use a vibrator. And have sex with an eraser or a bedpost because there to lonely.

boy yo look at braelyn, she’s hot

girl wtf she’s a ligitassfuckinglyness

ligitassfuckinglyness by Like I’m the shit May 7, 2018

Legitasm 

to say something that you aren't sure is legit a compliment, insult, etc. or is sarcasm, therefore Legitasm.

person #1:OMG I PASSED MY TEST!
person #2:OMG!
Person #1: I'm not sure if sarcasm or legit...
Person #2: I don't know either its just legitasm.

Legitasm by Smoatia August 14, 2012

Ligia 

Hottest person in the world AND best soccer player

You're such a Ligia!

Ligia by Juli March 24, 2005

Legitamittens 

When something is beyond legit, and therefore, is seemingly and indescribably amazing.

Wow, those cookies were legitamittens!

Legitamittens by Mark Twangsta April 18, 2009

Text Limitation 

The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

Text Limitation by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009

Ligia 

lazy person who likes to sleep all day

wake up Ligia

Ligia by papalapte March 27, 2009