licking bean

To lick the clitoris, usually in a lesbian context.

Tim: I didn't realize Lena and Shirley were lesbians.

Rick: Sure and I say if they're into licking bean, well that's their business.

Tim: Of course.

by Canadian Tim November 13, 2006

licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.

"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."

by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020

Licking Oranges

Definition of being busy.

person 1: Can I call you later tonight?
person 2: No I’m sorry i will be licking oranges.

by Villanellepo February 6, 2022

Licking pussy

Licking pussy

Kevin and Amy came back from a movie, they both were very bored. Kevin saw something dripping from Amy’s dress “what is that?” He said curiously. “N-Nothing!!” Amy replied. Kevin took of Amy’s dress and saw her panties wet. He wanted to try to make her feel good he sighed. “Such a cutie” he walks up to her and rubs her pussy. “Ahh~~” Amy moans. he starts rubbing faster and hears the cunt sounds. She holds his head and pushes it down on her pussy. she moans. He starts to lick. “Yes daddy~~” she moans louder. He licks so fast and he could taste her. She try’s to hold in her cum she wraps her legs around his head while shaking.he rubs and kisses and licks it all in once. She is so wet she is dripping. While he was licking super fast she cums In his mouth while he was licking her pussy. Licking pussy

by Liam alaska March 25, 2022

Licking the Ceiling

To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.

Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie: "Yeah man, I'm licking the ceiling"

by I_AM_HOLLYWOOD April 27, 2006

licking copper

The act of licking a butthole, some say the taste of ass is the same as the taste of copper. Try putting a penny in your mouth to get the idea.

She's a freak! How freaky is she? She likes licking copper on the first date, that's how freaky she is.

by mdog415 August 13, 2011