Lickable

1. Something so attractive that a person would consider licking the entire surface. Typically used in reference someone of the opposite sex.

2. Food or candy that is designed to be licked.

1. I can only think of three regions on your pulchritudinous body that are not lickable: anywhere that needs deodorant, shampoo or toilet paper.

2. That jolly rancher is going to break your teeth; it's lickable, idiot!

by Zackery Ward February 8, 2009

motha licka

a word used to describe someone, used when frustrated, or just a joke.
a word used by old gregg :)

"its attached to your rod, motha licka"
"shut up motha licka."
"you motha licka!"

by boysenberry muffin March 28, 2007

Lickalicious

Lickably Delicious; so wonderfully delicious you could eat it all up (whatever the object of the sentence may be)

These chocolate muffins are totally lickalicious!

by Purple Triangle March 13, 2003

lichoudaris

Someone who can not play soccer to save their lives.
Someone who has no friends.

Lichoudaris, you suck!
That kid is such a lichoudaris.

by ZachStnz April 21, 2011

Deonardo LiCaprio

n - An actor whose performance quality is inconceivably awful, opposite from the quality of Leonardo DiCaprio's work.

John: Hey, do you wanna watch these movies with me?

Craig: Nah, I don't like watching movies starring Deonardo LiCaprios. I think I'm gonna go by Mike's place and watch Blood Diamond, Titanic, and Shutter Island while you waste your time with utter garbage.

by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010

Wrath of the Lich King

The second expansion for World of Warcraft, featuring the new continent Northrend from Warcraft 3, new pvp battlegrounds and arenas, siege weapons and destructible buildings, the fist hero class the Death Knight,a new proffesion Inscription, new character customization options, new dances, and the level cap will be raised to 80.

Wrath of the Lich King is The Burning Crusade all over again.....except better.

by alltheothernamesaretakenihavetousethisone August 29, 2007